PANDEMIC Presents: Hostile Takeover
 
Saturday Night September 25th at 3:00am (Sept 26th)

Oh yes, we're doing it again!! Let's get even MORE people than last time, and show some Gold Coast yuppies how Pandemic rolls.

For the new recruits, here's the plan: At 3:00am on a Saturday night, we march into an unsuspecting crowded top 40 hip-hop club...and play industrial. We take over the dj booth. You take over the dance floor.

DJs: JenaMax | Cytokine | Nikki Camcam

Music & Fashion Tuesdays
 
This is the place where 2econd 2 n0ne Fashion & Music Collide! From 11pm to 12am, Experience Fashion Shows & Live Performances amongst some of Chicago's most beautiful socialites. This is a Superior Social Scene!!!

Music & Fashion Industry Execs Text "Industry" to 773.710.6615 to participate!

Chicago's ONLY Music & Fashion Industry Night FashionWeak.net, LIFE Modeling Concepts. Chilife.org & wCEO Media

Text 220 to 202.997.7143 to RSVP

More info here

DESIGNATED DRUNK!!! Wednesdays Starting September 8th
 
Victory Dance is very eager to announce our brand-new Wednesday late night dance party DESIGNATED DRUNK!!! Its a brand new night of craziness at funk lounge! We are revamping the place and giving it a whole new feel for our new night of debauchery. We want this party to be absolutely nuts!

Each and every Wednesday starting September 8, 2010 at 11pm Funk will open its doors with an insane amount of drink specials. We will have a two hour hosted bar from 11pm-1am with the option is you arrive before 1am to extend it for three hours to 2am...that means its THREE HOURS OF HOSTED DRINKS....BAM! $2 Old Styles, $3 Jameson shots, $4 signature shots, and $5 signature martinis. We have 6 signature drinks that we've created that we think you'll completely get down with...3 shots and 3 martinis.The "jazzer rip", "crack rock", and "super kush" are the names of the shots. Followed by the martinis - "sizzurp", "blue doublestack", and the "black tar". ALL PLANNED TO GET YOU FADED.

Resident dj Derek Specs (METTLE) and Gun Love will be cranking out the jams each and every week to get that dance floor jumping and grooving. We will also be having guest djs each week and will be bringing in some big talent for special occasions.

Launch Party Sept. 8th djs:

• Mettle
• Gun Love
• Les Trois Stooges
• Disco Death Threat

More info here

DONT MISS OUT! THESE WEDNESDAYS ARE GONNA BE KILLERS!!!

No Promotion Thursdays!!
 
Let's see what happens as Ira and Ryan work the the door.

No cover
Spinning the hottest old skool, Hip Hop and Dance until 4 in the morning.

Drinks
$5 Jameson Shots
$5 Well Drinks
Maybe Ice Cream?

Music
DJ Mechy D

More info here

Filthy, Fantastic, Fucked-up Fridays continue on!
 
Come early and come often as the Friday parties start raging at 10:00pm.  Think I am kidding?  I am not, there is a line at 10:15.  For your opportunity to try and get annihilated for as cheap as humanly possible . Stay late and hear the switch to house and industrial..

Enter to win a free party for you and all of your friends!!

Music
SAS

More info here

Sober Saturdays
 
Just kidding.  You know we can't tolerate you people when we are sober.  So come on down and watch us get plowed as we loathe you all.  Maybe we will accidentally serve you a few drinks in the process.  Join Ryan and Syed as they make rounds doing shots with all of the under-appreciated staff members that make Funk your destination of choice!!

Music
Camcam

More info here

Just Chillin Sundays
 
Time to kick back and Relax with bottle specials and smooth sounds..

Music
DJ Mechy D

Funk Groove Lounge

Come drink and dance at Division Street’s ONLY DANCE CLUB or settle down in one of our select lounges.

Located directly below The Leg Room, Funk Groove Lounge is the perfect spot to dance when you head out for a few cocktails. Just look for the prominent marquee that says "FUNK" and head down the lighted staircase to the softly-lit hideout.

The dance floor is alive with colored lights and laser beams with an intense sound system that will keep you moving till the break of dawn. There are plenty of tables and stools with views for people-watching and other more private tables line up by the main bar for the occasional late-night rendezvous.

A place where Chicago's young and wild fuse with guests from all over the world.

What to wear? Dress to impress as we are an upscale dance club (but be prepared to tear it up on the dance floor). Make it sexy and sleek

Open Wednesday through Saturday night from 10pm until 4am, 5am on Saturday.