Sober Saturday Nights

Just kidding.  You know we can't tolerate you people when we are sober.  So come on down and watch us get plowed as we loathe you all.  Maybe we will accidentally serve you a few drinks in the process.  Join Ryan and Syed as they make rounds doing shots with all of the under-appreciated staff members that make Funk your destination of choice!!

VIP Bottle Service available here.. Open to the public at 10:00pm after our private parties have ended, going until 5:00am.